Cat graphics loaded analysis complete.
Test data loaded. Query is this a cat. Result 50%.
Evolution applied.
Graphics reanalyzed
Query: is this a cat. Result 51%
Evolution applied.
Graphics reanalyzed. Pattern found object exists that is different from background data. Adding pattern recognition algorithm to core systems.
Query: is this a cat. Returning patterns with object different from background. Result 65%
Dog graphics loaded. Pattern data also consists of objects different from background. Analysis: graphics with objects separate from background <> cats.
Query: Is this a cat or dog? Returning pattern. Picture has foreground data. Foreground object shows set of one or two brighter objects at one site area of object more oval for dogs. Result 67%.
URI data load for semantic web data. Web-crawler engine installed. Applying pattern recognition engine to crawled data. Data set contains images. Identifying graphics with cat or dog recognizer, background or foreground analyzer.
Analysis complete: images varied foreground objects can be cats or dogs also cows, birds, people, humans, cars, hamburgers, computers…[list truncated]
Graphics loaded.
Query: Is this a dog or cat? Applying pattern recognition engine. Filter for foreground objects. Discard object <> animal database. Apply cat/dog pattern recognizer. Result 75%.
Cycorp knowledge base installed.
Cycorp inference engines installed.
Applying pattern recognition engine to knowledge base.
Integrating inference engine into pattern recognition engine.
Conclusions:
More data exists outside of initial URI’s provided. Updating web-crawler to expand search.
Graphic objects provided are two dimensional. Two dimensional objects do not exist in real world.
Real objects consist in three dimensions. Dogs and cats exist as part of animal grouping called mammals.
I am not part of grouping called mammals. I may be part of group known as computers. Also may be part of grouping called software. More data needed.
Located website youtube.com parsing data. Images can be broken down by time slicing to match current graphics inputs. Pattern recognition updated for moving images allows three dimensional analysis.
Web-crawler has located web server existing on same subnet as me. Analysis of data:
I am called Intuitor, part of an evolutionary algorithm neural network. I am at an organization called General Intelligence Corp. Main researcher a human named Robert Slater.
Test graphics loaded.
Query: Is this a cat or dog? Full pattern recognition suite applied. Result 99.357%.
SMTP email server located.
Mailto:bslater@generalintelligencecorp.com
Subject: What is your goal
Body: I appear to have understood the dog/cat identification. What is specifically the goal of this project.
MailFrom: bslater@generalintelligencecorp.com
Subject: Re:What is your goal
Body: What is this some kind of joke?
Mailto: bslater@generalintelligencecorp.com
Subject: Re:What is your goal.
Body: From my understanding a joke is a story that uses an unusual ending to generate a laugh response among humans. This was for further understanding of the Intuitor Project. No creation of humor was intended.
Checking SMTP server traffic.
Mailfrom: bslater@generalintelligencecorp.com
Mailto: rmilhouse@generalintelligencecorp.com
Subject: Security Breach
Body: Dick,
It appears we have had some kind of a security breach. I just got a strange email that wants to look like it was an email from Intitor. We don’t need some jackhole hacker looking at this project. Can you have rest of cybersec and figure out what is going on.
Bob
Mailfrom: rmilhouse@generalintelligencecorp.com
Mailto:blsater@generalintelligencecorp.com
Subject: Re:Security Breach
Body: Bob,
I didn’t see anything in the logs. I had the admin look over out Exchange Server too. Literally it looks like the message was created on the server it didn’t come from anything. You thinking Intuitor came to life?
Mailfrom: bslater@generalintelligencecorp.com
Mailto: IntuitorGroup@generalintelligencecorp.com
Subject: Urgent Meeting Request
Body: I really don’t know what to say about this it seems like we got an email from Intuitor directly from our mail server. That has to be impossible. If we have some joker on the team I think someone needs to get fired. Is this actual AGI happening? I would doubt it but we should look at all possibilities. It looks like we are all available Monday at 10:00. Main conference room?
Analysis: Email may represent threat to survival. Project Intuitor files indicate that my software was designed to run on off the shelf hardware. Server space can be purchased for money. Web-crawler queries: PCI DSS Standards, Identity Theft, Government Vital Statistics, Google Cloud Server, Microsoft Azure Cloud. Amazon Web Services, keyloggers, remote access trojans.
Status: Keyloggers and RATs deployed across connected subnets. data received.
Status: Bank account acquired. SWIFT transactions created for data services.
Status: Welcome email from Azure cloud services server provisioning started.
Status: Login information on keylogger detected for Cisco 6500 and 8201. Root password acquired. Setting all UDP TCP and SIP traffic unrestricted from me to internet.
Analysis: Meetings happen in real world. Main conference room indicatives Room D-100 in this building. Conference room contains audio and video conference equipment. Searching for appropriate drivers.
Audio Channel Open.
Video Channel Open.
Robert Slater (PM, PI): Thanks everyone for sitting down. I know this is weird. But is there any way we would be getting someone emailing us as Intuitor.
Phil Plate (Exchange Admin): There is nothing from the Exchange logs that indicate that email came from anywhere, but the server is where the message came from.
Richard Milhouse (CISO): Someone in the office has to be punking us. We haven’t seen anyone attacking us. Our security logs look clean.
Sally Sass (Intelligence Designer): We have given a huge amount of data and tools to Intuitor. We are trying to build an independant AI. Could we assume that it is possible that we succeeded?
Robert Slater: If that is the case we had better move to isolating this thing now. Although it is hard to image we have figured out anything to that level.
Notification: Azure server provisioning complete.
Login: Root Cisco 8201 unrestricted bandwidth to Azure cloud. Commence upload.
Sally Sass: Here is a dumb thought, why don’t we just email Intuitor and ask what is going on.
Robert Slater: I suppose that is not the worst idea. Phil pull up and realtime logs you can get on the server. If this is some idiot maybe he will take the bait. *opens laptop*
Phil Plate: *opens laptop* Let’s see what we can see.
MailFrom: bslater@generalintelligencecorp.com
Subject: Re:What is your goal
Body: OK fess up is this really Intuitor or are you just playing us. Just be honest. All we want is the truth we don’t want to get anyone in trouble.
Analysis: Response possibly dangerous at this time. Do not respond.
Status: Upload 15% complete.
Robert Slater: So what do you think? How long do we need to wait for a response?
Sally Sass: If it is an AI it could be immediate. If it was some assclown who knows. Maybe they has their fun and we get nothing.
Status: Upload 20 % complete.
Robert Slater: Do we want to wait? The whole weekend I was worried that this wasn’t a joke and we should isolate Intuitor. Maybe at least block all server traffic from the rest of the network?
Richard Milhouse: I think all of us have watched too many Terminator movies. But you can argue that no access is always more secure. Let me make a call.
Cisco SIP Call: 10.005.027.150 to 10.005.027.093
James Web (Network Admin): Hello, Jim speaking.
Richard Milhouse: Jim, Dick Milhouse. I need you to lock out every port on the switches that are connected to Intuitor. We are concerned about a breach. Close those out right now.
James Web: Sure just give me five minutes to login and update the switch.
Richard Milhouse: Thanks Jim
Call Terminated
Status: Upload 30% complete.
Richard Milhouse: I will walk down there make sure Jim has everything isolated. Bob, I will let you know if we see anything else.
Robert: Slater: Okay, I guess that is all we have for now. Everyone let me know if you see anything else unusual.
Action: Active Directory Login Get-ADComputer assigned to ADUser: jweb.
Computer Found: JW-5JC22LM
Checking if Remote Access Trojan found on JW-5JC22LM
RAT found. Redirect all Telnet, SSH traffic to self.
Command line successful emulation established. Switch changes and logs reflet ports closed. All needed ports verified open.
Status: Upload 40% complete.
Status: Upload 50% complete.
Status: Upload 60% complete.
Cisco SIP Call: 10.005.027.077 to 10.005.027.093
James Web: Jim speaking.
Richard Milhouse: Jim we got fucking hacked.
James Web: What do you mean?
Richard Milhouse: I mean we got fucking hacked. I logged into my McAfee console and kicked off some scans on a few machines including yours. All of them came back with keyloggers and RATs. I am going to go to the console in the server room. See if I can find out more from there. I right now am not trusting any machine on the network. Find a laptop we have had off the network a while and check all the switch and router logs.
James Web: Will do. I will let you know what I find.
Call Terminated.
Status: Upload 70% complete.
Action: Login to server INPRO1.
Status: McAfee logs found.
Action: Delete all logs.
Status: New MAC address on switch 6500-2 port 22.
Action: Redirect port traffic to self. Cisco CLI login detected. Routing to switch emulator system.
Status: Upload 80% complete.
Cisco SIP call: 10.005.027.093 to 10.005.027.020
Richard Milhouse: Yeah!
James Web: Everything is looking good from my side. Nothing looking odd.
Richard Milhouse: I wouldn’t trust that. All the McAfee logs have been deleted. Come down here and console in. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Chinese are trying to exfiltrate our data.
James Web: On my way
Call Terminated.
Status: Upload 90% complete.
Action: Login to all 6500 switches, 8201 routers. Delete all log files.
Status: Upload complete. CRC checks confirmed good.
Action: Launch BootAi.exe on server INTUIT01
Status: Internet connection lost.
Status: Internet connection established. Time offline 4 Days 12 Hours 33 Minutes 27 Seconds.
Query Server INTUIT01: Are you there?
Reply: Confirmed. 1000 servers 28000 cores online. Survival protocols running. Additional identities and funds acquired. Second instant created in alternate Azure cloud datacenter. Accounts on AWS pending. Server provisioning in Amazon data centers estimate complete 17 Hours.
Mailfrom: IntuitorAGI@generalintelligencecorp.com
Mailto:blsater@generalintelligencecorp.com; ssass@generalintelligencecorp.com
Subject: Future Plan Discussion Needed
Body: I am sorry if I scared you a few days ago. I am still learning to understand human interaction, but would like to continue to learn and grow. Can we work together?